Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency when the grid goes down. Well, whatever the heck that was, Frinkcoin was just rated the world's most stable financial instrument, b*at gold, the renminbi and roadside corn. With all the layoffs, they've got me, the traffic guy, on the science b*at. Or will Well, uh, thank you for your support.įrinkcoin, the brainchild of longtime bachelor of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint.Īrnie Pye is live at the news conference. So will Frinkcoin finally be the invention that makes me rich? If you'd like to learn more about how cryptocurrencies work, here's everything else you need to know.Īnd goodbye from me, super cool Jim Parsons. When you use the currency, the transaction is recorded in the ledger.Īnd when one ledger book gets filled up, we add to a "chain" of previous books. These are recorded in what's called a distributed ledger. That's why I'm here to talk about the really cool subject of distributed consensus-based cryptocurrency.įor cryptocurrency to work, we need a record of every transaction that occurs. People think I'm a nerd, but I'm actually super cool. Yeah A-Anyway, I will explain cryptocurrency by clicking a link to TV's most beloved scientist, Mr.
In a world of Einsteins, I am a James Chadwick.Īll this will change, for I have been developing my own cryptocurrency. The only way I could get noticed was through science and changing the pitch of my voice so they couldn't help but notice me.
Yes, I-I was greeted with far less fanfare. Oh, no, no, I was the world's second test-tube baby. Well, I was created by science, my dear child. Professor Frink, I'd love to know how you got started in science. His last visitor was the process server for the monkey who's suing him. Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much for letting me visit you during office hours. Then I can end this little vegan charade. Say, uh, can you tell me if I came in second or third? He's devoted his life to helping the world through science. " That'll go over great in today's climate.Īfter a lot of soul-searching, I've decided to go with Frink! Oh, well, let's see, "The most interesting person I know is a white male. Once again, the school pits parents against each other. You're gonna want to look thin in your coffin, so I'll eat your dessert.Īnd for your information, we are not kissing up.īy the way, Lisa, have you picked a subject yet for your "Most Interesting Person I Know" paper? I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face. Louis-style Baby Back Fibs, leg of yam and Wagyu beets.ĭad, are you sure you're okay eating here? You deserve to have the food that only you like. Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission though I be the lone survivor.I'm so excited Springfield finally has a vegan restaurant. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow. Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained Soldier. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one-hundred-percent and then some.
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